This is one of my friend Charlie’s favorite lines. He usually breaks out this gem when he’s doing something he really enjoys like drinking, eating or as I learned on a previous trip to the Berg (Drakensberg Mountains); horseback riding.
I was lucky enough to be invited by my friends and co-workers, Stuart and Precious, to the Berg for a weekend. It’s beautiful up there, dramatic peaks and rolling hills – some of which featured prominently in the hiking pics I sent out a while back.
One mainly goes to the Berg to relax, enjoy the mountain air, or hike. At the Champagne Castle resort where we stayed, horseback riding is also included as one of the activities available for guests. I’d never been on a horse since I was a kid.
My Nana had a “farm”. That was what we called it anyway, but it was more like a petting zoo where Nana kept a bunch of barnyard animals as pets. It was fun going there because I got to play with all the animals. That is until the day I tried to feed Nana’s horse a carrot and CHOMP – big horse teeth came down on tiny 5 year old finger – the wailing which resulted has now become somewhat legendary in family circles.
Nana also used to somewhat obsessively warn me about staying away from the horse’s rear end as to avoid being kicked in the head. I’ve pretty much stayed away from them ever since. I guess my fear of horses started early, as did my fear of Nana, who could be pretty scary herself when she wanted to be. But I digress.
I decided on this particular trip to the Berg that I would conquer my fear of horses by riding one, mostly since Charles and Precious were planning on going anyway. When I heard Charles (who is quite the horseman) had signed us up for the “Intermediate” horse-riding session I wasn’t alarmed since I figured we would each be able to go at our own speed. This, however, was not the case.
Apparently there are different horses that are taken out depending on the skill level of the riders that sign up. Some horses like to run, and others are slow and only like to walk – and the ones that like to run take off as soon as the ones in front of them start running. So when my horse started running after the two in front of him, I felt like I would be bounced off at any moment and held on white-knuckled for dear life. I had no idea what I was doing and just concentrated on staying in the saddle. Luckily the first running episode ended rather quickly, after Charlie developed a poorly-timed cramp in the arse.
I managed to get over my initial terror of flying off the horse soon and actually started to enjoy myself, although this occured mostly when we were walking or trotting. But the cantering was definitely fun too – in a high-adrenaline sort of way. The scenery was breathtaking, the weather was fine, and we even got to see some Zebra and Springbok (like miniature antelopes) as we were riding through some flatter grassy areas.
“What would I be doing if I were in America right now?” I wondered to myself as we rode along.